dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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