I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This baby is an asshole
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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