margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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