I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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