So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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