I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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