I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
honey bunches of taint.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
