The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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