also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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