Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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