I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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