One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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