she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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