just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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