My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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