If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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