He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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