So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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