well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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