Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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