we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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