How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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