now i know why i became what i already was.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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