Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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