another moral hangover. fuck.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
