I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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