Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
