PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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