Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Randomize
