he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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