no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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