Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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