i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The police scanner is talking about you again....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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