Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Randomize
