I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
My Higher Power is John Stamos
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i wish my penis had a tongue
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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