I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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