i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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