ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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