When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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