Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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