Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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