I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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