you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
of course. lets lasso hookers.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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