she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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