You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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