these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
ok first of all what the fuck
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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