Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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