I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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