Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So vagazzling was a success
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