He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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